“Karkat,” John said softly, as he tenderly entwined their fingers, “those pants make you look like a complete tool.”
la di da da
based off a piece of animation from castle in the sky… just a goofy little thing
it has been
a long time
you’re my national treasure, dude!
you don’t know, oh oh
you don’t know you’re beautiful
you’re insecure! don’t know what for!
who would have thought you would turn out to be anything other than an obnoxious alien pain in the ass, haha!
look at us now
we are buddies
we are so close that it is totally okay that you have a weird alien crush on me, and also on jade, in maybe a different quadrangle or whatever.
that is pretty close, karkat.
i hope you’re impressed.
st00pid dingus jerx
shelby: that is the least erotic thing anyone has ever said
taz: and yet karkat looks so intrigued like
taz: ”he can show me the world
taz: shining shimmering splendid”
ceph: maybe trolls poop differently
ceph: so he’s a little confused about what John means